This beer is legendary! After ten rounds, you sleep like a righteous man, and in the morning, no headache. San Servolo for president!
— Žile zvani Profesor

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Good people drink good beer.
Hunter S. Thompson

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Unknown

Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Thomas Jefferson

He who drinks beer sleeps well. He who sleeps well cannot sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven. Amen.
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Save water, drink beer.
Unknown

Moreover, we wish to emphasize that henceforth, in all cities, markets, and villages, only barley, hops, and water shall be used for brewing beer.
(Bavarian Law of 1516)

Beer is the best proof that the simplest things can bring the greatest joy.
Unknown

There is no wisdom in beer, but there is inspiration.
Unknown

Selling spoiled beer is a crime against Christian love.
- Augsburg City Code of the 13th century

Six beers make a meal, so order seven because you must drink something too.
- Germany

I spent most of my money on beer. The rest I wasted.
- David White

I never trust a man who doesn't drink.
John Wayne

Without beer, there is no joy.
Unknown

Beer is the most dangerous enemy of toxic thoughts.
Unknown

May your glasses always be full, and your problems empty.
Irish Toast

Beer is not just a drink; it's an experience.
Unknown

All the world's problems disappear with a good glass of beer.
Unknown

Beer is proof that happiness comes in liquid form.
Unknown

When you drink beer, time stops.
Unknown

Beer: because sometimes you need more than coffee to get through the day.
Unknown

Whoever consciously disregards or violates this regulation shall be punished by the judicial authorities by the confiscation of such barrels of beer, without exception.
(Bavarian Law of 1516)

I know that the truth lies somewhere between the first and fortieth beer.
- Tori Amos

Give the people enough beer, good and cheap beer, and there will be no revolution.
- Victoria, Queen of England

Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.
- N.F. Simpson

I never trust a man who doesn't drink.
- John Wayne